(Source: alwesker)

kurominds:

We’ll play it by this ear…

mother-balls:

“Um… do you guys remember that one time that she called me, but I thought that it was somebody else?”
“That was funny.”
“Oh, maybe to you. I was mortified.”
“What did you say?”
“I said, ‘Talk dirty to me.’”

└ The Replicator 8x24 // In Name and Blood (In Birth and Death) 3x02 Criminal Minds

diswickedtonguesays:

Emily Prentiss + guns

(Source: awwunicorns)

resurrectionofannabellee:

I feel bad for virgins who read fanfic. Every hero has a big cock and knows how to use it. They’re in for a world of disappointment.

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done