I think I need to write a guide to my roommates stories LOL

ok

TCBSR ( The Creepy Boobs Staring Roommate) - he’s 25 yo, creepy, loves Criminal Minds and always stares at my boobs in the most innappropriate moments. He has an annoying girlfriend that’s gonna live with us (she’s moving in today). 

Roommate 1: She’s 23 yo, likes passing out on the kitchen counter, is a total clean freak. She is a senior at college but dumb as a doornail. She has a really weird and creepy boyfriend. She tends to be funny when she’s drunk.

Roommate 2: She’s R1’s best friend, they go to the same college. She likes cursing a lot (she’s worse than me). I think she might be a junkie because sometimes you can see her sitting in the kitchen with her legs on the table, talking to herself (or just popping questions into thin air like “How is it possible that the universe is so huge” or “I wonder if we’re ever gonna discover all the wonderful thing our brains can do”). I kinda like her, she’s way more likable than her friend and we sometimes talk about books on stuff.

And to the “I bet she’s pregnant” part: I don’t think that’s the reason, because we asked TCBSR yesterday and he said that she’s not and was a little shocked that we actually asked him that. He might be lying but I don’t see the point, we’d find out sooner or later and that would be 10 times worse than telling us right away. But you never know, right? Knowing my luck and the tendency to fall into the most awkward and weirdest life situations, she’s probably pregnant with triplets and only one of them is my roommate’s, or she’s got an alien growing inside of her or some other shit.