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1 hour ago - 4 notes
#roommates ramblings #roommates #long story short: I'll be living with Gibby



the roommates are gone


4 weeks ago -
#ah FUCK THIS IM GONNA MISS THOSE BITCHES #roommates #this is probably the last time I'm using this tag #SIIIGH



my roommates are moving out in like 3 hours but one of them decided to clean the entire house before she goes

and when I said that it’s not necessary and asked if she needs any help with packing or something she was like “nah, no problem” and continued to clean the bathroom and I just asdfgh

unbelievable. there are only 3 more hours that we get to spend together and they decide to use that time to piss me off


4 weeks ago - 2 notes
#roommates #WOULD YOU JUST ASDFGH



the roommates are moving out tomorrow

which means I’ll be living alone for the next couple of months (until the landlady finds some new people to annoy me)


4 weeks ago - 1 note
#well I kinda miss them already #I mean it was fun #what if the new people are boring #and there will be no psycho situations #omg havent even thought about that possibility #D; #roommates




Anonymous said:
Update on roommates???hahahaha

TCBSR is gone. The other 2 will be gone by the end of May. Which means I’ll be getting new roommates, probabky in Sept when the next semester starts :)

1 month ago - 2 notes
#anon #roommates



my other roommates are out of town for the weekend so they can’t react to that asshole

he just walked into my roommates’ room, took 2 pillows and a blanket without asking anyone and went back to his room


2 months ago -
#the fuck do you think you're doing oh god #roommates



tcbsr and his girlfriend are here

ugh what do you want you don’t live here anymore

go away


2 months ago - 1 note
#roommates #the fuck did you bring her in here for #your room is empy #I mean there isn't even a bed you could have sex on #da fuck dude



where did my sanity go

what

isĀ 

happening


3 months ago - 13 notes
#I should be lobotomized #oh dear fuck #ssaalexblake #the roommates saga #roommates




ohmygod, Roommates, the epic saga of a normal 21 year old driven to the depths of psychopathy by her strange and irritating house mates. The story follows her college years, documenting he slow decent into a homicidal state of mind. Chapters include, TCBSR, The Bitch, Bitch mark 2 and Loud creepy guy. The audio book for this series is narrated by Brian Appel. AJ was never caught, but her last known location was England, the UK, where she has managed to evade arrest.

omfg im cryinggggggggggggggg

THIS IS THE BEST EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

OMFG DANNI OSWKR ILU

3 months ago - 3 notes
#ssaalexblake #I LOVE DANNI #roommates




Anonymous said:
jfc your roommate stories have become an epic saga

oh man. do I need a title for my saga?

3 months ago -
#anon #roommates