sergiocushion replied to your post: sergiocushion replied to your post: sergiocushion…

this would be the idea time for photoshopping. Let’s doctor some Reid photos to have him in lots of nice situations with the ladies. JUST FOR KICKs then hope her sumbit box is open i’m terrible help

OMG YESSSSSS *EVIL LAUGHTER*


7 months ago - 2 notes
#sergiocushion #DANNI IS THE BEST



sergiocushion replied to your post: sergiocushion replied to your post: that Reid…

HOW COULD I STOP YOU WHEN I WANT TO DO THE SAME THING? oh god temptation. temptation.

this is actually worse than when I quit smoking and had to fight the temptation to light a cigarette I SWEAR TO LUCIFER this is worse


7 months ago - 1 note
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sergiocushion replied to your post: that Reid fangirl in CM tag again, i’m suffering…

… I really want to reblog that with a snarky comment. Really do. SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I GET REID FANGIRL HERPES IN MY ASKBOX

I am having the same problem I JUST CANT GET OVER THIS ohgod why do I even care 

I think I’d reblog & comment on it just to see how she’d react because I’m bored and UGH DANNI PLEASE STOP ME


7 months ago - 1 note
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AJ MY BUTTS ARE FLOWERING!  looooooook there’s a flower MY BUTTS ARE FLOWERING!  


all I see is a penis, Danni

AJ MY BUTTS ARE FLOWERING!  looooooook there’s a flower MY BUTTS ARE FLOWERING!  

all I see is a penis, Danni


7 months ago - 3 notes
#sergiocushion #danni sending me weird pics WHAT #also that pic on your wall is disturbing #submission



sergiocushion replied to your post: you guys think I’m joking my mom works in…

Just to clarify, they wanted you to order a penis costume, or you were just trolling?

They wanted a penis costume for some Health Day or some other crap. I used to run a website for this preschool, took pictures at events etc. A giant, walking penis talking to one of the teachers about how “girls have different parts than boys” - I had problems keeping the camera still to take pictures :D


8 months ago -
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sergiocushion:

ahahahahaah I NEED TO NOT DRINK EVER. 

I think i just diedd omggf


8 months ago - 5 notes (via ssaalexblake | © ssaalexblake)
#DRUNKY MONKEY #sergiocushion #JESUSS FUCKIGNG HCRIST DANNI



sergiocushion:

Can somebody make me a T-shirt?

“Pissing off Reid fan girls since 2011”

mei photoshop skillzz iz gr8


8 months ago - 4 notes (via ssaalexblake | © ssaalexblake)
#sergiocushion #I made a thing




AJ AJ AJ apparently the CM fanfic awards are coming around again... You think I'd manage to get people to vote for my anderson x hotch fic? IT'S A WIIINNNEEERRRRRRR

O M F G DANNI

but what category would you put it under? Cause I don’t think there’s an “Author’s Drunk” or “Notes From Mental Institute” category, these are the only ones that fit your Handerson fic

FUCK IT WHATEVER YOU DO YOU KNOW I’LL VOTE FOR IT OK THEY’RE CANON AND PERFECT AND KNASGKL

8 months ago - 2 notes
#handerson #sergiocushion #OMFG



sergiocushion replied to your post: omfg this must be the worst day of my life cause…

I’M CACKLING omg the great back hair massacre of 2012

but WHO USES WAX STRIPS ON BACK HAIR THAT ARE 5 CENTIMETERS LONG

i am dying


8 months ago -
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sergiocushion replied to your post: I am still shaking btw and I’m pretty sure I won’t…

Deep Breaths, maybe bug your landlord to get a door that can only be opened from the inside if you don’t have a key? Don’t know if you can do that but maybe?

That’s not the problem, we always lock the door from the inside (well, at least SOME OF US DO) and that way it’s impossible to get in (sometimes its hard to get in even if you have a key cause the lock keeps getting stuck). But in this case the door was unlocked, like NO KEY NO LOCK NO NOTHING that creep only had to turn the doorknob.

 sergiocushion replied to your postI am still shaking btw and I’m pretty sure I won’t…

Get TCBSR to make himself useful and comb every inch of the apartment to settle everyone’s minds, then make yourself a cup of tea and do something calming. If it helps prop something next to your door to help you know nobody but you is in there.

I made myself some camomile tea and I don’t want to see TCBSR face because he is the one who forgot to lock the door and that shithead only said “sorry” like nothing happened

I have a baseball bat and I already placed it near my bed just to be safe.


8 months ago -
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